Ilk Antlers

Ilk Antlers

Sunday,
February 27, 2011

7:42 PM

When I’m out for a
stroll I sit high in the saddle.

I place my steps
lightly, long stride but I’m a gentle rider,

with a sure gait and
a lil shoulder roll

I amble on, silent
save for a whistlin’,

hear me coming, got
a place called home,

I’m gonna stay a
while, ain’t mean my legs quit moving.

Anything you ever
need to know is a man and his walk.

Towards and away
from some pretty lady got half a heart to wear trouble

down to the nub.

3/3/2011 8:28 PM

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one but maybe somebody else will.

Marauder in person
live on vaudeville.

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Quilted Oppurtunity

Quilted Opportunity

Saturday,
February 05, 2011

4:13 PM

maybe just maybe

                                 ain’t good
enough no more.

You’re going to have
to get Prodigious in these chambers.

Illicit Up Jumped
the Sky Wild.

Fly, Kite! Fly.

Red Lined Telepathic
Symbol Smile.

And we all be
glowing.

The shy child
growing up to love people

helps the gregarious
loather

they share
skill-sets of affection!

 You–still————-got-that—-magic——telephone?

The one that always
picks up when I call?

It’s helium fumes
lift the spirit in your voice,

Well hello, ah-low,
ah-low. Howaarrruuuu?

I’m just fine, I’m
so dandy, had a how-to-do

with a nare-do-well
femme, if I tell her then, she cares, I guess?

I quite agree,
exuberantly, in a plain old zip up top hat tie-dye

kind of way, you
missed a button down around your frock coat,

I clicked connect,
pushed a key across the table and

the pound sign and I
hashed it out, glad to say,

it wasn’t as if we
didn’t try three way calling,

its just, you ever
try talking to two girls at once?

like Cream cheese
real smooth,

operator can you
meet me in a phone booth.

If you get that dial
tone, please hold, please hold.

Please hold.

 

2/7/2011 12:51 PM

I worship pure
bliss.

Admonish the cherishment of joy and satisfaction.

I get giddy,
laughing aloud until my smile floats off into

the universe.

Impressed with
sweetness, can’t argue with blushing cheeks.

Place my hand on the
gentle curve of an expecting mother.

Looking in her eyes,
this child will not grow to disappoint her.

She stares back and
says, “I’m the nurturing kind.”

The beauty of
forgotten faces.

2/16/2011 8:52 PM

A vortex of
tranquility.

It’s a pleasant
commodity, one you don’t need.

Embrace the formula
that computes your delusion.

In dispute is the
basis for intrusion when in cahoots

suits the occasion.
Can’t trespass in a reflection when

it mirrors your
intention, induced inclusion behavior

work for your favor,
steal the luck, earn young girder hurdlers

eyes in the sky,
picking persons off the street fortune

talons perch my
seat, from a perspective overtly discreet

and slosh, who are
you to set-off a  wined up word,

smite them to
smithereens then, and me reads the

 talking kick tag tough king tied to all this
bickering.

makes sluggish the
weak, another other oscillating

waltz to contend
her, cigars and spice and to err-thing

is human, is to
err-body is getting crunk in here,

to video cogs
watching the machine,

can you make it
weep? LoL

 

 

It held a dusk
shadow. Embarrassing other beings beget in total synchrony.

Your eyes bleed the
filthy colors of the last day of a many day music-a-palooza.

Where the drugged
out strung out fans of psychic hippie bands come down,

into the dank
sobriety of being oh so very burned out. And their fragrances

occipitate in bitter
vanities. The pale etching of total wastedom cheeses

across all sight and
all sound.  Until the hollow noise of the
world renders itself

unrealistic to the
point of repressed possibility, but the quitter minded of the few

casually reject
reciprocity out of some Arthurian sense of bullshit planted deep

inside our psyches;
nestled snugly in the nutsack with our balls. Tainted foods

are a serious
concern for the Summerville Grove PTA, that’s why we encourage

amnesia . The
community that forgot a tragedy. The town that got away with

MURRDER. The double
RR-ed kind is twice as bad as regular murder, and will keep

the audience
guessing for eternity the speed interest on your investment will compound

evidenced by this
short film.

A tattletale
revolution! I fibber fib the fifth amendment the man demand immanent

task relevance. But
you don’t understand, I’m a brand less tagger waving my arms

and extrapolating my
swagger. Kettle tell the tale end of it. Malreverance, inevitable

basic  animosity, mammal an I mail you the message
ails you to keep guessing,

in express prattle
brained architect when the ceilings wrecked and the hours growing

famous, I think its
better if we both remain nameless, I don’t want to bring shame

to this engagement,
why bother western father folk about the lace of a raging

encasement, distaste
a plain game of elusive  restraint, and
again, and again,

weather settles
tends to evaporate and remain in the clouds, until the damn

rains came and sort
of floundered waves of resolution waiting on a day in way out.

Watch me through the
key-hole while I’m changing the locks.

I ought to owe it
all to my honest hob-goblin obligations.

But when it comes
around, it is after all gooze on the Nobel Prize for litigation.

Entrails are only
Details, we let the guts fall out of the beast, and we cut for the meat.

Damn blasted
skeptics, won’t believe you? How frustrating.

I know you know you
want to. Another Epic event Sexting Empiricus.

Converted from the
confines of the subtle Agrippa, our hips tend to wiggle.

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2/19/2011 10:08 AM

Let me start off
with the fact that your writing induces the clunk clunk why me?

 of a bound and gagged trunk  hostage.

It lacks cohesions,
consistencies, you personally lack comprehension.

You hide any
possibility of real insight in the tired convolution of intense

vagaries.  

When you’re not busy
beating up on yourself, you’re an arrogant psychotic.

Or else you wish you
were, you bland drone of groupthink and selfishness.

Thrown by inaction?
Symbolically insignificant. A version of your own

concoction of the
untruth. You sound like the clamoring of junior high

 white socks and penny loafers. Lots of
untested little shit bags seeping their

tea just like the
Buck Rogers of 1950’s erotica reading beatniks done before them.

You want to go to
the board for this, want to take it to bat, buster its been done before.

 

And nobody.